Oh what will I ever do!

I was so awesomely invited on a family vacation with a very nice family last week and of course I said yes! But there is one little problem. I will tell you this interesting story about how you should NOT speed over by Yogurt Land on Centennial Blvd.

It all started on a wonderful night. My sisters and I decided that we would love to go and get some AWESOMELY AWESOME yogurt. With that being said, we hoped into my 1997 Ford Ranger with bench seats in the back and headed to Yogurt Land. When we go there, the line was HUGE! ( I mean HUGE because the place was packed to the brim!). So we decided that we were just going to go ahead and head on back to the home front. So while I was taking the curve that said 25 mph, a cop in a little nook and cranny decides to pull me over. ( Thankfully this was my first ticket!). He should have just given me a warning. But no! Instead cars were going like 60 mph around that really dumb curve while I am sitting in my truck. Now may I mention that as soon as this had happened, my little sister burst out laughing. ( Yes it was Keygan.). So in turn we all had a nice laugh about mom and dad were going to kill me. ( But none of that was true. My dad was like Oh well stuff happens. My mom on the other hand was like Oh my gosh. She didn't talk to me for 30 minutes after that.). After I finally got home and had judgement day at my house, I started to worry really bad. I was laughing one minute and crying the other. It was not fun.

Because of this wonderful ticket, I have a court date that I have to go to. And that's not even the worse part. The worst part is that I will not even be home on that. I will be on a big boat somewhere in the ocean! So I told my mom that I was just going to go to court on Monday to take care of it. She said that I couldn't because the day that I was due in court is the day that I am due. I'm thinking GREAT I AM SCREWED!! I AM GOING TO GET ARRESTED IF I DON'T SHOW! While my mom is listening to my pathetic whine, she is laughing. She said that I won't get arrested! I was like phew! That's a relief because I might seem like I could handle it but there are some gross peeps up in there. ( I mean jail).

So this being said I now have to figure out what the heck I am supposed to do. I think that I may just call the courts on Monday and tell them that I really need an early court date.

By the way, this really sucks talking about this dumb ticket. It makes me seem like a bad person. Ok, I'm done!

What should I blog about? BANKRUPTCY? DODGERS? WHAT?

So, if a year ago if you would have told me that the Dodgers were going to go bankrupt, I would of been like " Yeah right!" If you would have asked me two months ago I would say , " Well no duh! They can't even get their finances right because of over spending and what not!" But here is the real truth ( this remember is according to me.). Frank McCourt is so dumb for letting his wife sign that prenup! This is the conversation that probably took place between Frank and his wife.

Frank: " Oh, hey there beautiful."
Wife: ( trying to ignore this weird looking guy). " Oh hey."
Frank: " Do you want to get married and sign a prenup?"
Wife: " That sounds AWESOME! What do I get?"
Frank:" Well, let's see what's mine is yours! You get half of everything."
Wife:" Oh.... That sounds good."
Frank:" Oh yeah and you also get half of the Dodgers organization."
Wife:" AWESOME!"

The whole time they are talking she is thinking of a way to figure out how she is going to destroy the Dodgers. ( Just a little note: She did exactly that!).
So now the Dodgers are in the process of being poor. What if they lose Vin Scully? I will seriously find out where Frank lives and toilet paper his house! But whatever! I'm done with this blog. I'm making myself mad!