I was at church today and one of the little boys said that in order to see Heavenly Father again you have to die. I couldn't help it but laugh. ( You have to understand why. This little guy is like 4 and was all happy about it. I was like " Here come the questions from my class."). It was the best part of sharing time EVER!! And did that bring up the questions of questions past. So far there have been questions that my children in my class ask, that are totally inappropriate. I just look at them and say go ask your mom and dad. So here are the types if questions that my little 5 year olds have asked me.
1. Why do mommy's and daddy's need each other?
Answer: Ummmmm.....Well, ask your mom when you get home later today.
2. I know where babies come from do you?
Answer: Yes, I do too.
Reply: Where do they come from.
Answer: Your mommy's belly button. ( No more questions where asked. Just looking down at their stomachs and like ok cool. I don't think that the parents appreciated that one. But its way better than explaining the process of were a baby comes from. This is what I will be telling my future children that when babies are born, they come out of the mommy's belly button!).
3. Are you married?
Answer: No.
4. Why don't you have kids?
Answer: Because I don't have a husband.....Oh gravy! I mean because I..... ( I give up!).
Oh the questions of life! So much fun. They ask me every week if I go to school, have a husband, or have kids yet. I'm like peer pressure much?!?! NOT COOL!! Just kidding! Gotta love 5 years and their curiosity to little things like the questions above.
* For question 2, I did tell the parents that I told them that. Some of the mom's loved me for coming up with that. ( I actually stole it from a 4 year old when his mom was about to have her baby!). Some of the mom's had to think about it. I'm sorry if I offended any mom in my class. It was that or well you see........
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